Amica Hunter- Funeral Director & Lead Embalmer
Amica (they/them) may be the mastermind behind Funerals For Life, but they are actually nothing more than a bunch of thoughts and feelings trapped in a sack of wet, pulsing, bone-studded meat. An all-purpose weirdo and Creator of Things™, Amica’s interests include but are not limited to dead stuff, bad movies, tree climbing, naps, gluing baby doll limbs to shoes, and stupid dancing. they have misophonia, so don’t ever eat popcorn near them, lest ye be sent to the grave prematurely. An expert in faking death, Amica loves to give people the relaxing gift of attending their own memorial service.
Malarki – Apprentice Embalmer & Powerful Mentalist
Mark (He/They), or as he likes to be called, “The Great and Powerful Malarki,” fancies himself as a tour guide of The Paranormal. They used to be a tour guide of The Normal, but lost that job after a number of customer complaints. He only took the job at Funerals for Life because he wanted to expand his collection of bones, but little did he realize there wouldn’t be that opportunity at this funeral parlor. Now they are simply too embarrassed to quit.
Mysteria – Apprentice Embalmer & Spirit Medium
A direct descendant of Nostradamus, Mysteria (she/her) is the world’s foremost psychic medium. Mysteria is here to assist you in transitioning from Earthside to the realm of mystery. You can hold her hand, but her nails are sharp.
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