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Funerals For Life Jeff Your Body Here

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We had a lovely time memorializing a young corpse for her Sweet Sixteen a few weeks ago, and were especially tickled by the curiosity of this bereaved kitty. Hire us for your next big event and we'll see you off in style! #FakeDeath #NotDead #NotDeadYet #FutureCorpses #FakeFuneral #FauxFuneral #FuneralsForLife #LivingFunerals #Pdxeventservice #Pdxpartyplanner #keepportlandweird #keepportlandgoth #morbidcomedy

Ciao Bellas! We're flying home to Portland today. We hope to be back someday, but till then... Good luck with all your corpses! (Including this lil' frand we found on the sidewalk this mourning)

Forpses (four+corpses) #CorpsesFour

We took it upon ourselves to take the scariest possible picture of Sara to serve as her "Morgue Shot" It's going to be a good Funeral!

Folding programs for Sara's big day tomorrow! The show starts at 11:30am at The Southern. Come see this fantastic FUNeral cabaret, featuring your fave local artists!

@tchorrorfest producer @ryanandrewlear left these fantastic fangs and grisley chompers in the Morgue for us to find. Thanks Ryan! They will be put to good use...

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