Amica – Funeral Director & Lead Embalmer
Amica Hunter, the ringleader of Funerals For Life, is nothing more than a bunch of thoughts and feelings trapped in a sack of wet, pulsing, bone-studded meat. An all-purpose weirdo and Creator of Things™, Amica’s interests include but are not limited to, dead things, bad movies, tree climbing, naps, gluing babydoll limbs to shoes, and stupid dancing. She has misophonia, so don’t ever eat popcorn near her, lest ye be sent to the grave prematurely.
Mysteria – Apprentice Embalmer & Spirit Medium
A direct descendant of Nostradamus, Mysteria is the world’s foremost psychic medium. Mysteria is here to assist you in transitioning from Earthside to the realm of mystery. You can hold her hand, but her nails are sharp.
Hekate – Apprentice Embalmer & General Conjurer
Hekate V. Nichols is adventurous weasel floating between naïveté and cynicism. A roller-blading contradiction, who spends her nights nicking her hands up with the keen edged pieces of a shattered dream and contemplating gluing them back together as some sort of resplendently morbid cacophony of thought.