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Ciao Bellas! We're flying home to Portland today. We hope to be back someday, but till then... Good luck with all your corpses! (Including this lil' frand we found on the sidewalk this mourning)

Forpses (four+corpses) #CorpsesFour

We took it upon ourselves to take the scariest possible picture of Sara to serve as her "Morgue Shot" It's going to be a good Funeral!

Folding programs for Sara's big day tomorrow! The show starts at 11:30am at The Southern. Come see this fantastic FUNeral cabaret, featuring your fave local artists!

@tchorrorfest producer @ryanandrewlear left these fantastic fangs and grisley chompers in the Morgue for us to find. Thanks Ryan! They will be put to good use...

Funerals For Life is taking the night off (Weds) to work on the arrangements for our upcoming Show/Ceremony this Saturday! . We'll be back in the lobby at @tchorrorfest tomorrow (Thurs) to death-ify those of you who have no Halloween costumes, don't you worry. . In the meantime, make sure to get your ticket for the special one off funeral this Saturday, and if you want to MAKE SURE to get embalmed before the end of the festival, sign up for a slot on our clipboard upstairs. . #ByeBye #SorryWereDead #OutOfTheOffice #FuneralPrep

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